Patron Flash Fiction – Best Man

Errol Rosario Tucker was the highest quality male which Earth had produced on the 9th of September 2234. This was objective fact. Of all males born on September 9th of that particular year, Errol Rosario Tucker was the most exemplary combination of strength, intelligence, and virility. He knew this because it had been decided by committee. In many ways, this was an honor. It was a compliment. It was a justification of all the things he’d ever thought about himself. It was also a major inconvenience since it meant that Errol Rosario Tucker was on his way to the moon to have sex.

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